My big adventure Pt 2

GOOOOOOOOOD AFTERNOON Ladies and Gents.  I'm back with another update.  Like my outfit?  I do too.  You can't have it.  It's mine.

So a lot has happened since last time I, the Warrior of Light, posted.  I've started helping out in a new area called Yanxia.  Then I went to this colony of Au Ra people, met a cute girl, but she didn't interest me.  She's not like Lyse.  Not one bit.  But anyroad.

So I was  helping these people, you know, because I'm the Warrior of Light.  Well.  I was out on this Ruby Throne I think it was called?  This big city in the air, kinda, it was a platform of sorts...

Felt cute, might delete later.  Anyroad, that's the place I was at!  Isn't it cool??  I, the Warrior of Light, stood up here, well there...Lyse took this shot.  I went up there right?  These people are all Oh Em Gee, Warrior of Light!  We totally need your help!  Of course, being the Warrior of Light, I of course helped them out right?  Well.  CAN YOU BELIEVE.  ONE of these GODFORSAKEN people wanted me to pick up SHIT?  LITERAL.  SHIT.  ME!  The Warrior of Light!!!  Then get SEAWEED.  UGH!  Do these people not realize who I am???  I mean seriously!  Twelve freaking hells.  Well Lyse was like 
"Baby you need to do this or the angry dragon like people are going to get mad and won't help us liberate Doma."
So i was like fine fine love, I'll do it for you.  So I, the Warrior of Light, went out and did all that, even though I wasn't happy about it. 
So anyroad, we got it all done, then...and I kitten you not, this guy was like
"Hey can you go milk these sheep for me?"
Me.  The Warrior of Light, go out and milk sheep!  HOW DEGRADING.  I mean SERIOUSLY.  What the hell???  So he's all
"Well if you do this I'll show you how to fly better out here?"
Fine.  Whatever.  So I did it.  I wasn't happy about it mind you but I did it. 
So anyroad, later on, we finally went back to the other city, be damned if i can remember the name.  We went back there right, and the cute Au'Ra girl was like "Ok it's time for the big battle of Nadaana" or whatever the hells it was.  I don't remember.  So I'm like ok, let's do this!  Let's rock it! 
So we had this huge battle with the Sun Au'Ra dude, and the dark Moon Au'Ra lady who wasn't a lady but was a man or something freakishly weird, I don't know.  I'm just the Warrior of Light, I mean I know she didn't have a dick because, well, moving along.
So after this huge huge fight, I claimed the Ovoo or whatever the gods damned name was.  I claimed it right?  But this dude Hein.  He was like "Nah give it to the AuRa girl in pink here, it's hers."
I'm like "MY DUDE, WHAT?  NO!  I CLAIMED IT MOTHER FUCKER!  I AM THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT"
Well she was cute so I caved and let her run it.  BUT THEN
THEN
That fat fucking imperial prick came back up to us with another magitech piece of shit tank thing right? 
EL
OH
EL
I ran up and kicked the shit outta it, and it fell apart in seconds.  Fat boi?  He fell next, then we wiped out his entire gods damned army.  Easy Peasy Beautiful Miqo'Te girl.

So that was fun.  As I write this though, Lyse and I are in bed, relaxing before tomorrows events.  FREE DOMA!  Or something.  Yeah. Go Team Warrior of Light!