Betty and Hildibrand.

*Sighs*  Hello readers.  Your Warrior of Light has been gone for awhile now, I've been really busy doing warrior of light things.

****((WARNING THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR STORMBLOOD))****

So, I've been a busy kitty as I said.  I freed Doma, freed Ala Mhigo.  Had some big fight in some land with Little Sun ((I DIED laughing RL when Ysholta said that)), some moon cat chick that's bad ass.

It's been a hell of a journey and I'm taking the day to pamper myself and relax, before tomorrow.  We had this meeting with a buncha people, all the GC leaders, myself, Lyse, and the scions.  It was with Zenos' father.  Turns out the little whiny shit is still alive, and still has daddy issues.  But he's a fucking Ascian now.  God I hate them, they're so annoying.  They have daddy issues too, I swear.

So of course shit went south, and I don't know what the hell is going on.  As of now I'm the last standing Scion, some voice from beyond keeps hitting us and taking us out.  I have no idea what's going on, but I need to focus and take out Zenos "I'm a whiny fucking bitch" whatever the hell his last name is.  I'm the damned Warrior of Light, and now it's about time I got recognized for what I was.  The Warrior of Light!  I haven't had to be a bitch for anyone lately, and it's been amazing.

We've been so busy though, man the break is good.  I grabbed some friends of mine and we took out Tsuyu when she went all Primal on us, then her bitch brother who again had daddy issues got impaled.  No big loss, I kicked him a few times when he was down.  Asshole.  So glad he's gone too.  Treating me like an average citizen.  I'm the Warrior of Light, not some nobody.  I mean really, come on.  Everyone should be bowing to me like this chick is now as she massages my feet.  She is a common peon.  I am not.  I am the Warrior of Light.  Treat me as such!

I had to deal with that annoying child Hilidbrand again too.  Gods the guy is an idiot.  I think he literally has no brain whatsoever.  I mean, I can clearly see what's going on, I know who the thief is, the duelist, I knew Giglimesh was a thief, and I keep finding the idiot in the sand.  Gods what an idiot.  Your Warrior of Light will kick his ass.

On another note, whil mining my own business in the forest, totally not getting it on with Lyse, fully clothed and everything *ahem*  when suddenly this horse with all this lightning around it appeared!  I quickly jumped up and charged into combat, and after a lengthy hard fought battle, he was like "Yo Warrior of Light, you're too powerful foor me, I yield to you, here, take me as a mount." and I was like cool huge lightning pony.  I shall name you Betty.  The horse was like
"Uh, I'm a guy, and my name is Ixion."
"Listen up bitch.  I'm the Warrior of Light, you are now Betty and you're going to shut the fuck up and take it, got it?"
"Yes...."
"Yes....."
"Yes..."
"Yes....
"Yes...m...mi...."
"YES WHAT YOU GODSFORSAKEN HORSE?"
"Yes...mi...mistress...."
So glad we came to an understanding.   So that's why I have Betty now as well!  Seen up in the picture above.  For now though, your Warrior of Light needs to go and get a massage.  Ta ta for now!